But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
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