She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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