we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
