i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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