She said her name was "party"
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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