Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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