WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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