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(816): View more from Missouri

i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants

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(402): View more from Nebraska

i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?

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(512): View more from Texas

I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.

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(708): View more from Illinois

she fell through a window trying to flash someone

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston

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(574): View more from Indiana

Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.

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(337): View more from Louisiana

Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Act your age.

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I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.

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