oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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