I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Randomize
