Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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