kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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