I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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