I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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