Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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