you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
As shirtless as possible
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
