oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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