ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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