Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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