Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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