Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
You should frame my arrest warrant.
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