i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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