i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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