was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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