How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
The uberlube is also flammable
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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