She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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