As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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