windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
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