oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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