Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
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