sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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