stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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