Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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