pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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