So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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