her vagine was all disorganized.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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