we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
My pussy is not your playground.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
