My hand turned me down
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Rumble strips road head = magical
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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