After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
sex in a hospital.. check
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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