If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Randomize
