This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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