Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I want a musical about memes.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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