It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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