I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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