i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
He has the fingertips of a God
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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