I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
another moral hangover. fuck.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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