You were right. It hurts to walk today.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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