Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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