Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Randomize
