Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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