WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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