it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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