Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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