if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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