Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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