dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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