he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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