is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
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Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
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